scrawls
still cheaper than therapy*


things not to say
No, no, not him, the stupid one.

Wow, did you get new glasses? (No.) Oh. [pause] Then did you get cancer? You look older.

October's birthstones are pink tourmaline and opal.

Eew. No. Just burn it, I don't even want to see it.

Oh, no, here [demonstration] ... I mean sometimes I think everyone is, you know, smart, but I guess someone has to average out the IQ, huh?

You're having wine? Why?

You really look like Jean Teasdale in this photo.

um, I sneezed on that.

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