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12.5.04

sneaky sneaky ...

i get this weird email, in my spam folder, in my spammy email address, obviously spam, from Ivory Culver, aka kvnjchf@263.net.cn, subject: boy 8956 brides. so i open it. and it says this:

Now and then, gonad toward a change of heart about eggplant from judge. Any diskette can derive perverse satisfaction from grizzly bear from, but it takes a real turn signal to from tabloid. For example, near bottle of beer indicates that related to tripod bestow great honor upon for tea party.

Croatia, lumbermen, anastomosis, prosthesis, weaponry.

and it sounds oddly (what are we talking about eggplants for? and why is the judge involved?) surreal for a spam but sort of sexual, which is typical, ok (grizzly bear? isn't that big macho hairy gay man? and from grizzly bear from - does that mean he's a top, then?) but then it gets this weird lectural tone - For example? how formal. but it's like if salvador dali was translating spam from chinese, and had a thing for deformity. (anastomosis: An anastomosis is a surgical connection between two structures. It most commonly refers to a connection which is created between tubular structures, such as blood vessels or loops of intestine. For example, when a segment of intestine is surgically removed, the two remaining ends are sewn or stapled together (anastomosed), and the procedure is referred to as an intestinal anastomosis. - Medline) because doesn't it sound like the instructions on chopsticks packets? especially with the awesomely poor word choice and tea party / honor mention.

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