scrawls.

scrawls

still cheaper than therapy*

24.8.07

arg

i hate all my pants

my fridge smells like curry

M is going to amsterdam for five days without me for a conference

His pants are too small, too. And i weigh more than him.

in an act of pants rebellion i am attempting the Hair Tie Trick with the lowest pair of low rise pants i own because maternity jeans here (okay, any jeans, but maternity ones too) cost too much and i miss denim. And pants. Maybe it will work.

i don't know what kind of tupperware to get

i am having a BABY and it is fucking TERRIFYING, yo

Dog no. 1 may have joint issues so we're feeding her new food from the vet (free sample) plus a supplement (not free) and it smells really horrible (whereas the curry just smells like curry) and M can't smell it at all and it's not fair

there are no large size ziplock bags in europe, and by the time anyone reads this, NO, IT'S TOO LATE, DON'T SEND ANY

the midwife hasn't emailed me back

i need to locate sandpaper, right away

relatedly, my floor has sawdust on it and i can't bend over to sweep it up, which really ought to be funnier than it is

the english speaking mum's group meeting this week is in a fucking Starbucks

and i don't know how to say decaf in german. is ohne koffein enough to get my point across?

i walked past a McDonalds two days ago and it smelled really, really good. Resistance not yet futile, though. Yet.

also, Dear Vienna, Virginia, Assholes, Please quit posting on the international fucking craigslist. Morons. It is clearly labeled as being in another country and you are, again, making all americans look bad. oh, great, thanks.

Labels: baby, random

scrawled @ 07:44