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Completely fucking racist
so yesterday i am in the drugstore. i am being hit on by a young black man who i wasn't rude enough to make not follow me in, though i sort of hoped he wouldn't. we are the only customers. Really i should get hemorrhoid cream (which theoretically, being pregnant, i will need sooner or later, though at this point, it's all pretty much later on average, i guess, though sooner for me in terms of Time Remaining) or super-powerful dandruff shampoo (which i'm not allowed to use anyway, i checked, and there are nasty things in it, but still, and plus, i had two delicious pieces of california roll last night, which i am allowed to eat seeing as how they include (1) cooked (2) imitation crab sticks, and they were incredible even though i think they used actual pickles insted of cucumber but i am so starved for sushi i SO DON'T CARE) or something really awful to not be hit on, but i am lazy and get dog treats instead of thinking about it, which doesn't work and he keeps hitting on me. Young black man has a plastic bag with beer in it; i have a giant (GIANT) and very lumpy purse. The cashier is very rude to him and accuses him of stealing things. Cashier is not having a particularly bad day; she's as nice to me and my broken-ass German as she always is.

today i am in the same drugstore. same cashier. Not being hit on (though, clearly, i am an utter MILF). i am the only customer again. Still with a giant purse into which i could easily toss half the store. not only does the cashier not come out from the little windowless office to watch me poke through the shelves aimlessly, she mentions that there is cheaper toilet paper on sale in the other aisle when i go to check out (we'll see if it's scratchy/absorbent/et c), and i have to point out that she forgot to ring up my eye pencil after watching me run around with the thing in my hand to get the other bag of toilet paper.

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