scrawls.

scrawls

still cheaper than therapy*

4.10.06

The next time i fly, i am not going to take a Ziploc bag, which is what one is explicitly supposed to be using. i am going to take a store brand discount one. If i am lucky, the store brand one will have something abstract and surrealist printed on it to further the cause, like little happy faces on flowers. (The cause being, of course, caustic, abrasive, and utterly-lost-on-the-recipient irony in the face of them taking away my obviously highly explosive and dangerous deodorant. i can "cooperate," in an ironic fashion, to avoid being arrested and get to the various weddings. But i can be snarky and mean about it. Also, my normal-size deodorant says it is three ounces on the side, and it does not differentiate between liquid and solid ounces, and i bet - i bet - the minimally educated person behind the TSA counter will know. Very very sneaky sir.)

scrawled @ 22:11