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Shuffling off clothes like so many dead leaves. Do i keep the camisoles? i have so many: i have (maybe) three or four black ones, five-ish blue ones, two purple, one orange, one green, one gold, one red a few (ha ha) brown ... But. Is it okay to see a bra strap under one, or should i toss them all? Do i keep the ones with built-in bras only even though they don't quite, quite work? Do i keep one of every color, which would still be cutting down a bit? Do i toss the bright orange one because i'm never going to have enough tan for it to work again, after this summer, and it was only $3 at old navy anyway? do i keep one beige one, and lose all the rest? or do i just buy a few bras with really pretty colored straps?

having consulted Trinny and Susannah, i disagree with them on several counts, probably beause i'm an american and they're not: if my butt looks big in this, it is not neccessarily a bad thing; we learned this from - whether or not it is actually the case, the media coverage of it has taught us - J-lo's badonkadonk insurance, and also B's particular theory. i like cable-knit sweaters, at least if they are cut properly, so they can fuck off. and i've known about v-necks and long necklaces since junior high, dears, they're only the most obvious ever. thanks, though.






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