scrawls
still cheaper than therapy*


i'm a little bit livid.
is the ability to travel with my toothpaste not a civil right? i wish i travelled more often just so i could boycott these fuckwads. imagine: the stench of an airport with thousands of deodorant-less people. in america.

i kid a lot of the time.

WHEN THEY TAKE AWAY MY CHAPSTIK, THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON

see - mostly kidding. Ooh, i wonder if eye pencil counts as a solid - because if i have to wear a hijab (because THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON - see, i'm being facetious) - then i'm damned if i'm going for a natural look. i'm sorry. But if someone wants to kill me and is willing to actually die in the attempt, banning Cover Girl from Continental isn't going to do the trick, eh? it's only a matter of time until the terrorists learn kung fu and it'll be just like in that movie where Nicholas Cage's body was a lethal weapon.

it's pointless. and it messes up the way i like to travel, which is loaded down with exactly one carry-on bag with everything and a half in it. And i bet there are lots and lots of other people who never check their shit because airlines are fucking morons when it comes to connecting me with my bag upon disembarking, and when all of us have to check all our stuff, it's only going to get worse. And we're going to get very very cranky which will make everyone else's life awful as well. which means? The terrorists have already won.






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