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31.7.06
The list of people that cannot come in my house grows.
1. Hilde from Trading Spaces
2. That Food 911 Dickwad
3. Mel Gibson
and nobody can ever challenge me on that last one. Ever. i'm glad i never bought Braveheart because i'd have to ask for it back (remember, we gave away all the movies) just to burn the damn thing. And also because then i would have somehow contributed to the pile of cash that worthless ape is collecting.

People who i do not, yet, hate enough to not piss on if they were burning, but who are very very close, and if someday they are ever on fire and i noticed and was nearby and had to pee, they might hope somebody else was nearby to pee on them too, just in case, like that's ever going to happen, but still, it illustrates a point:
1. The president
2. That little blonde ho on So You Think You Can Dance
3. The vice president
4. Kathy Griffin
5. Ann Coulter
6. Whoever made the decision to cancel Firefly - i need a reason to watch TV again
7. N Sync (and, they so only count as one person)
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