scrawls
still cheaper than therapy*
6.7.06
just as a hint
you might be a redneck if:- you live between ranches with (1) donkeys and (2) goats and often see (3) beef (it's what's for dinner) when driving to work in the mornings
- you fix your venetian blinds with hand-tooled bits of scrap metal
- you happen to know for a fact that bambi can be a part of a perfectly good spaghetti sauce (it's, like, Tuscan, or something - they have deer in europe, right?)
- your dog escapes through the fence because it wants (it really, really wants) to play with aforementioned goats
- your husband's neck is sunburned, and guess what.
- you wonder why there is a Twi'lek in the pirate movie.
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