scrawls
still cheaper than therapy*


so obviously it's a good thing i didn't go to medical school.

The dogs never jump on me. i swat them when they do and now they avoid it - or anyway they never get above my knees before they remember. M didn't swat them when they were little, he's only just started, and so they don't really pay attention and still dig their claws into him when he comes in the door.

M has a belly button ring. it is still, at this moment, intact and in his belly button. Mostly because i don't have the cojones to get it out and because we have no needlenose pliers at home. Because, seriously, why would we need needlenose pliers? was this really as predictable as it sounds here? oh, god, it was, wasn't it.






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