scrawls.

scrawls

still cheaper than therapy*

1.8.05

hollywood, bah.

i hate the movie theatre. i hate them. i want to see the dirty joke movie, the aristocrats, and they don't have it, and they're not getting it, and instead they have a huge, steaming pile of shit. here, look, i'll review all the movies they have. most of them, i haven't seen.

must love dogs. john cusack making the same damn romantic comedy. it gets stinkier every time.
sky high. another of those kid superstar piles of shit.
stealth. i almost want to see this so i can root for the plane to kill whatever it's killing, but i know they'll shoot it down eventually. and i saw all the good explosions in the preview.
batman begins. i already saw that.
charlie and the chocolate factory. this i wouldn't hate myself if i rented, but just because johnny depp is in it and i like it when he's freaky.
fantastic four. pile of steaming shit, on fire.
march of the penguins. you honestly expect me to pay seven dollars to see a fucking documentary about fucking birds? pile of frozen shit.
the bad news bears. i'm not watching anything with animals in the title. not even that one about the backcountry lions or whatever.
the devil's rejects. putting "rejects" in the title just doesn't make it sound very promising, now, does it? idiots. who put you in charge of a production company?
the island. like i need another cheap knockoff of ... every other fucking ... morbid genetic-engineering ... what kind of bad press is this movie? did mel gibson fund this? did those anti-choice stem-cell-rights bastards? right-wing propagandist bullshit.
the wedding crashers. asshole, right there in the title, again, and somehow isn't that blonde kid in it? the one that's so freaking overrated? wilson. he could disappear off the face of the planet and i wouldn't miss him. z, get out of california, and then california could fall off the face of the planet and i wouldn't miss it. or z and a+m. and my cousins. but still. "wedding crashers" aren't really people i want to get to know.
war of the worlds. no, i'm not going to see this one, just on principle. because remakes are bad, and Oooh, they came from BELOW! fuck off, i don't care if they arrived like kidney stones, though it might be more entertaining if they had. i bet tom cruise could act having kidney stones.

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