scrawls
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25.2.05
the W word.
observation for to-day:

weddings are complicated things to organize.

wedding invitaitons are a pain in the ass, because

  1. the ass-monkey in the print shop said the sample invitation i brought in was 'plain' and even 'almost boring' - and this is the small, locally owned print shop that i bring in a sample invitation to from a website so they can make me something like it and i can use a little local small business and contribute to the local economy and you're rude to me? who the hell do you think you are calling the invitation i like plain and boring? fuck you and the houston accent you rode in on. Ass. See if you get my business.
  2. wording. sucks. and no, i don't want to look at your traditional wording because i've fucking seen it already - here it is on this sample invitation that i brought you and if i liked traditional wording, i'd use it, wouldn't i? ass.
  3. i'm giving myself an ulcer, here, but we have to order these things and send them fucking out already.
  4. and what the hell do you mean, print shop bastard, maybe i should ignore my fiance's preferences on this because "weddings are big girly-girl affairs"? what kind of relationship dynamic would that set up? how many times have you been divorced, anyway? do i look like i give a shit if all the southern belles who waltz in here like the junk with the pearlescent doves and fairy castles on it? don't show me tissue-printed wedding-bells and calla lilies. i told you i didn't like it already.
  5. which means we have to order them from that website. Which means dealing with bored, snotty customer servicepeople. For me.

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