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24.1.05

white

my teeth are not white. They vary visibly after tea and after brushing and after paprika-laden food and after Crest Whitestrips and after anything. I think they're extra porous, which makes me a little nervous. But if i skip coffee for a minute and brush once extra, i've gone brighter by several visible shades, which is really kind of nice to know.

my teeth are not white. i've been addressing this for about two years, now, on and off, since they came out with the various tooth-whiteney-kits. Really i've been addressing this since i was five and on the bus to kindergarden and a girl told me my teeth were yellow. So. there's the whitening toothpaste and the little strip things and the painted-on stuff. And there's large volumes of coffee and tea and if i ever had a choice between raspberries and perfect white teeth, well, i'd go for the raspberries. Obviously. So. There's a girl i see just this once who's a friend of a friend, and i think she's just had her teeth done, and they're actually whiter than the whites of her eyes. they're Actually White. and, she looks jaundiced. Which really i doubt she was going for. But these blue-white-shiny teeth really make her eyes look dull and orange-yellow. Not that i needed any less motivation, or was in any danger of Way Too White Toothdom. but. Buyer beware.

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