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8.12.04
and while i'm talking to celebrities,

dear julia roberts, why are you the voice of aol? Don't think we can't tell it's you. Bitch. We thought you were better than that. We're so disappointed in you.

and, just so everybody knows, the only time i have ever actually spoken to the television was when Elizabeth Berkeley was about to take her top off in Showgirls - wasn't it Showgirls? - and i said, and i quote, No Jessie, Don't.

That is all. Also, Showgirls was really, really, impossible-to-overstate awful, but we all knew that, i'm sure.

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