scrawls.

scrawls

still cheaper than therapy*

23.11.04

warcraft. aaaahh, shit,

We used to have a rule: No Online Games.

Then they came out with star wars, and we were screwed.

Now, even worse, some random thwocky* game.

I like those. Especially the ones you don't really have to pay attention to, but just wander around and hit stuff until it stops moving. it's a game - it's not supposed to take effort. Or thought. i still play Diablo. i made an assassin yesterday named Bridezilla. We wander around and hit stuff until it stops moving, and i don't really have to pay attention.

now, this new online thing. i'm so screwed.

*Note that 'thwock' is the sound a computer makes when one small pixelly person smacks another small pixelly person. It is also, apparently, the sound that the rock makes when you give him a 4x4, the sound a boot makes when pulled out of an obstacle-course mudhole, the sound a flat tire makes, ping-pong balls, golf balls, police helicopters, tennis balls, volleyballs, underinflated soccer balls, kicked backpacks, chewing gum hitting the pavement, the sound a french person makes if you slap them, the sound preceded by "bring out yer dead," computer croquet, noise produced by a cheap, "cardboardy" speaker, the sound produced by an atlatl hitting its target , ...

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