scrawls.

scrawls

still cheaper than therapy*

26.9.04

we get a lot of junk mail. so i'm going through this big pile of it today - in a busy week all our mail has just gotten stacked on the coffee table - and i say, Gee, Habitat for Humanity, i really like you, but if you didn't keep sending me junk, you'd probably be saving at least $20 a year, what with all the cards and personalized address labels and stickers and random junk. and Hey, M.D. Anderson Cancer Center, why Yes, i'd like to help in the fight against cancer, if only you blind fuckers would offer me a job, i'd be happy to, but i'm not going to send the damn $35 that is "really needed at this time." it's always $35 that's "really needed at this time" - you'd think they'd really need $350, you know, or really whatever they can possibly get their hands on, but they don't need the $50, they don't need the $25, they only need the $35. and Why in hell do we get religious charity junk? it doesn't happen very often at least - but - how did we get on that list? how, for that matter, did we get on the list for People who Need Motorized Scooters? and how the fuck do we get mail for my mother from the fucking Ford dealership? and why am i still getting credit card offers for the woman we bought this place from who hasn't lived here in three years?

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