scrawls.

scrawls

still cheaper than therapy*

20.9.04

i am han solo. i am a discerning consumer.

every time i take the jedi quizzes - all of them - any of them. but. do i want the IV-V-VI set? of digitially remastered, messed-up, didn't-grow-up-on-this-horseshit DVD volumes of star wars movies? for $41? that i'll never watch, because i never watch any of the movies i own? that i don't even want, really, because i want the originals, that aren't going to be available probably until lucas Himself is dead, if then? because ... no, i don't think i do. they'd just annoy me. Being all remastered and junky. no, i don't think i do. they're not familiar - there's too many space chickens distracting in the background. no, i don't think i do. Himself has cheated me out of $14 so far with two crummy movies and is about to go for $7 more, which is enough of my money now that i'm a little more of a grownup and don't so much get what Amidala sees in that arrogant bastard in the first place. dude, your storyline is falling apart. maybe i just want the scenes with Lando in them. Yeah, probably. But man, that guy made a lot of shitty movies. So no, i don't think i do.

But it's star wars. but it's not the real star wars. but it's star wars. So maybe almost ...

Update: even more changes to the DVD version, so these aren't even the ones that were in the theaters - these are the re-embellished, digitally remastered, with extra-scenes-in ones. what's the point, even? is the guy ever going to be fucking done with it?

Labels: emptor, media, tests

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