scrawls
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17.8.04
nineteen bathrooms and the dishwasher.
there's a house on the lake in indiana (m's cousin married into a family with a house on the lake and a boat to wander about the lake on) that belongs to the owner of, i believe, the indianapolis colts. It has nineteen bathrooms and i'm guessing probably at least two kitchens. isn't it stylish to have two kitchens in phenomenally expensive houses? and maybe a third one outside? anyway. Nineteen bathrooms and at least one dishwasher. how tempting would it be, if someone was in the shower, to ... you can see where i'm going with this, i'm sure. Even though it probably wouldn't work. but who the fuck needs nineteen bathrooms? what could you possibly do with them all? and wouldn't you want more larger room-spaces instead? or a little extra garage? plentiful storage? jeez.

and what makes it even better is, he doesn't even live there. Nineteen bathrooms and it's not good enough to actually inhabit.

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