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18.3.04
jose luis rodriguez zapatero.  i love his name. such cadence, such music, such panache. i like saying it. he sounds like a mythological character. like: remember when jose luis rodriguez zapatero jumped off a cliff, and he floated all the way down? or when that orphanage needed money, and jose luis rodriguez zapatero dug a diamond mine in the back yard? or when that truck ran over the kitten, and juse luis rodriguez zapatero lifted it up with one hand and saved her?

john kerry - that nice hard-working farm-boy who was really sweet, but you left in idaho and he grew up and is a cop now even though he's never used his gun. john kerry sounds pragmatic, and believes in the american dream (though he's too honest and aw-shucks to get it), and rural, above all. Maybe you left him in pennsylvania. he couldn't even be as exotic as, say, maine. but i suppose if woodrow wilson could be president - jeez, what a dork - so could john kerry.

rick perry: one of those suave soap-opera types that's sleeping with your sister. with the perfect hair, and the perfect teeth, and the perfect shoulders, but not really so much else, and besides, he's sleeping with your mom, too, and he's awfully sorry, what a bad time to let you know this, but he ran over your kitten.

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