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monday.

christmas is such an ordeal.

so, with the guests, who came back and wanted to see everyone, everyone came over on monday without saying they were going to in advance - so i ended up feeling really cool and not marthastewarty, really, but something like that, because i fed between eight and ten people without planning ahead, breaking a sweat, or really noticing at all. and then i went to stock up on beer and when i came back one of our friends who apparently had been already drunk when he showed up had had too much becherovka (like, oh, jager, but cinnamon and yummy) and passed out, and everybody was drinking his beer and smoking his cigarettes, because that's what happens when somebody passes out, and then he woke up and then passed out again, and i mentioned to the Loved One that i haven't ever drawn a line between His Friends and My Friends, but if i was ever going to do so, it would be at a time like this one, because he pissed all over our bathroom floor before he left. Ungodly quantities of piss - i had no idea the human body could even hold that much.

at least it was all only on the floor.

and i guess we opened the slivovitz (czech plum brandy) that night, too.

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